Drool

I love it when women run. It's like Beyonce dancing in slow motion but in real life. I was going to say in real time but when boobs are involved, time seems less real. When those boobs start to move and sway, time becomes sticky. It doesn't flow as swiftly as it should. To me, boobs are hypnotic. I was going to be lame and try to rhyme by writing, 'They make me wax rhapsodic.' But can it really be deemed rhapsodic if I keep using the word boobs?