Coming of Age Day

I was sorely tempted to make some kind of double entendre using the word cum. But I didn't. If you frequent my other site, the one about Japan, you will have read all about how today was Adult's Day. All sorts of girls wandering about in kimonos because they are 20 years old. You know what that means? Yep. Any girl wearing a kimono was boneable. It's like a very expensive "Non-Jailbait" sign. I say that because the girls here all look so young. Some people might have a problem with that. I am not one of those people. It's taking most of my willpower to keep this particular blog from degenerating into a collection of recollections of hot chicks I've seen during the day. That would entail a lot of typing on my part as Japan is filled with females I find desirable. It's enjoyably frustrating.

What Lund Said

The developmentally disabled person next door has moved. Which is for the best. It means that I can't be a horribly horrible person and mention that s/he sounded like a seal being raped by an orangutan. That would just be a mean thing to do.

Poop

I finally partook of a Japanese ultra toilet. And I am a changed man. Heated seats might be the world's single greatest invention. Fuck Polio vaccinations and the steam engine and the fucking wheel! I wasn't sure how I would feel about the bidet action, but I'm gonna give it the thumbs up. At first all it did was get my balls wet, but I adjusted the stream and it was all good baby. That's about it I guess.

Still haven't shit in an actual Japanese toilet though, I ain't about to shit in a trough.