Why did God give women legs?
Have you seen the trail a snail leaves?
A woman is in the delivery room... I'm too lazy to type out the whole thing... "Don't worry, it was dead anyways."
Ba Dum Ching.
And I'm glad that not everyone I know knows about this site because I don't want them all to get pissed off at me when I say this: Japanese moms are hot. It's not like North America where it's like they take a year to get back into pre-birth shape. If anything, Japanese women are even hotter after they have a kid. They're still skinny and cute and dress amazingly, but they also have sensible hair. I love my job.
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