I finally partook of a Japanese ultra toilet. And I am a changed man. Heated seats might be the world's single greatest invention. Fuck Polio vaccinations and the steam engine and the fucking wheel! I wasn't sure how I would feel about the bidet action, but I'm gonna give it the thumbs up. At first all it did was get my balls wet, but I adjusted the stream and it was all good baby. That's about it I guess.
Still haven't shit in an actual Japanese toilet though, I ain't about to shit in a trough.
2 comments:
Please don't ever talk about your bum and your thumb in one post again.
...or your wet balls...
I hate you.
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